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Bereans
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:21 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

You can't set sail to discover new worlds unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shoreline.

The past is not a sofa but a springboard into the future.

Think PUSH: Pray Until Something Happens.

The heart of worship is worship from the heart.

Man offers a hopeless end. God offers an endless hope.

There is no I in Team.

A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

God permits U turns.

It's not what we preach but what we practice that makes us Christians.

A person on their knees before God can stand upright before anything.

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:10 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

Be an organ Donor ... Give your Heart to Jesus.

Want to make God smile? Then tell Him how well you have planned for tomorrow.

God plays no role in my life. He is the Director!

People may doubt what you say but they'll believe what you do.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Be careful of the words you say, just keep them soft and sweet.
You never know from day to day, which ones you'll have to eat.

Justice is when you get what you deserve
Mercy is when you don't get what you deserve
Grace is when you get what you don't deserve.

"Most Christians are biblically educated far beyond their willingness or desire for obedience." - John Maxwell.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

Be an organ Donor ... Give your Heart to Jesus.

Want to make God smile? Then tell Him how well you have planned for tomorrow.

God plays no role in my life. He is the Director!

People may doubt what you say but they'll believe what you do.

The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.

Be careful of the words you say, just keep them soft and sweet.
You never know from day to day, which ones you'll have to eat.

Justice is when you get what you deserve
Mercy is when you don't get what you deserve
Grace is when you get what you don't deserve.

"Most Christians are biblically educated far beyond their willingness or desire for obedience." - John Maxwell.

The New Testament is in the Old Testament contained.
The Old Testament is in the New Testament explained.

"the value of good works is not based on their number and excellence, but on the love of God which prompts you to do these things."

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 2:33 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

A successful path begins with math.
3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given

Over exposure to the Son will prohibit burning.

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't need to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't need to hear about the way his mother cooked.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Vision without Action is a daydream.
Action without Vision is a nightmare.

"What part of THOU SHALT NOT didn't you understand?"

If you talk to yourself - you're Ok.
If you answer yourself - you're Ok.
If you reply with, Huh? - you've got a problem.

Noah's Ark was built by amatuers, The Titanic was built by professionals.

When the devil reminds you of your past, just remind him of his future.

If you spend more time on what Christ want's you to become, you'll spend less time on what you have been.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2008 2:32 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

Man: Seeing is believing.
God: Believing is seeing.

The secret of being a saint ... is being a saint in secret.

When God measures a person, the tape measure is placed around the heart, not around the the head.

Life with Christ is an endless hope, without Him a hopeless end.

Adam's Rib + Satan's Fib = Women's Lib.

Room for improvement is the largest room in the world.

All truth passes through three stages, it is ridiculed, then it is violently opposed and last it is accepted as being self-evident. - A Schopenhauer

The greatest moments people have are when they become involved in something or someone else

Experience is the name we give to our mistakes.

The shortest distance between two points always has a detour.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 21, 2008 2:58 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

The only normal people are the ones you don’t know very well.

Many a man who thinks he is patient when in reality he is indifferent.

Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought. (JFK)

Begin where you are, but don’t stay there.

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers.

They say you are what you eat; there must be an awful lot of diets that consist of only nuts.

Better to do something poorly than to do nothing perfectly.

A child - like your stomach does not need all you can afford to give it.

A person wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

Knowledge comes by taking things apart, wisdom comes by putting things together.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:04 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

In order to make someone covet something, make it hard to get.

A chicken does not stop scraching just because there are no worms.

A person who does not read a good book is no better than one who can’t read - read your Bible.

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Bereans asked me to finish the few of these "one liners" he had left.

Blessed are the cracked, for they are the ones who let in the light.

You can’t do a kindness to soon because you never know how soon it will be to late.

99% of failures come from the ones that make excuses.

The best thing you can put into a home made pie is your teeth.

The passion to get ahead is born of the fear we will be left behind.


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PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:18 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

History does repeat itself, but not as often as old movies.

Wildlife experts ponder gender of Santa's reindeer:
There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for directions.

The further back you can look, the further ahead you are likely to see.
W Churchill

"The best cure for shaking knees is to kneel on them."

Never explain, your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.

Overnight success comes only after many days of hard work.

The best fishing is just before you got there or just after you leave.

Working for God had taken the place of loving God.

A synonym is a word you use in place of the one you can’t spell.

We can never really know the Scriptures unless we are willing to be changed by them.

From the Bereans
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 10, 2009 1:23 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

What ever you do make sure Jesus is not sleeping; you won’t get far on your own. Wake Jesus and make Him Lord and Master of everything you do.

Don’t go through your life free on the outside but a prisoner on the inside.

All people have 3 lives...
Public, Private and Secret, God knows all three.

We all are servants; either to sin or to Jesus there is no middle road.

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.

In charity there is no excess.

Sharing is sometimes more demanding than giving.

Giving until it hurts is not a true measure of generosity.
Some are easier hurt than others.

"A lot of people are willing to give God the credit,
but not too many are willing to give him the cash."

From the Bereans
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TGIF

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:07 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

"The world is composed of the takers and the givers.
The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better."

"If you need some kind of an excuse, see your pastor;
he has heard more than anybody else."

Great riches await the man who will manufacture crutches for lame excuses.

Looking for a lifeguard? Ours walks on water.

Swallow your pride it contains no calories.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing right. (can't win)

The Bible reveals the mind of God, the state of man and the way to Salvation.

Disability does not mean inability.

Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.

"We've come so far that community service is considered punishment."

From the Bereans
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TGIF

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:47 pm    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.

Proof of ''the root'' is in ''the fruit".

"Visa is everywhere you want to be except out of debt."

"A test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished:
If you're alive, it isn't."

"Kissing - A means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other."

There are three kinds of people, those who want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention.

It is not enough to stare up the steps. We must step up the stairs."

Many churches look beautiful on the outside but are dead on the inside.
They open their fat wallets and search for the smallest amount they can give.

With the lack of knowledge of the word of God; obedience is missing.

Don’t pray for a lighter load but a stronger back to carry it.

From the Bereans

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TGIF

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 1:56 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

There is always room at the top - after the investigation.

Those who make waves can’t whine when they get wet.

You can never rely on what someone says while they are in love, drunk or running for office.

You better think about your future; it’s here before you know it.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door.

There are only two kinds of people in the end...
Those who say to God “Thy will be done.”
Those to whom God says “Thy will be done.”
C L Lewis

I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes and have not found any.

On the contrary to the thinking of many...
The TEN COMMANDMENTS are not prefaced with “If you want to.”

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I know a lot of these seem hard to do by human endeavor and they are; we need to rely on God to accomplish His will.

Just thought I'd drop you a line _________________________ - the end.

From the Bereans

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TGIF

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:33 am    Post subject: One Liners Reply with quote

I have found some sayings so I am going to keep the topic running.
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Johnny was asked, do you say prayers before eating?"

"No sir," he replied, "We don't have to. My mom is a good cook!"

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