At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00pm;
prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They may be seen in the basement on Wednesday morning.

This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church.
Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm.
Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church Basement Friday at 7 PM.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

This is the end of Bloopers untill I find more, I hope you enjoyed them.

TGIF