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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:27 am    Post subject: Church bulletins bloopers* Reply with quote

I will post one a day for awhile.

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands.

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to
a conflict.

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care
much about you.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a
nursery downstairs.

Next Wednesday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the help they can get.

Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions.
***She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Winston's sermons.

The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir
will sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

I think the meals might be setting them up for failure!

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