I don't know what category this should be under but I think it's funny so here it is.

A village in France wanted to expand it's cemetery but the court ruling forbid it.

The village outlawed dying and decreeded "Offenders will be severely punished"

uh...oooooh kaaaay. I'm glad God does not punish people who die!


It is against the law in some places to attempt suicide. If it does not end in your death, you get a huge fine and possibly court ordered to be placed in a state mental health institute.