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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 11:41 pm    Post subject: Devil's Beatitudes* Reply with quote

Welcome to the ones who have registered.

I am making a posting and will try to get back at times.

Our move went fairly smoothly but the condition of the economy even over here is keeping me and the company busy trying to adjust.

And thanks AdamsEve for posting my one liners.

Blessings to all.

I found this over here and thought it would be something for Christians to think about.

The Devil's Beatitudes

If the devil were to write his beatitudes, they would probably go something like this:

1. Blessed are those who are too tired, too busy, too distracted to spend an hour once a week with their fellow Christians - they save me the effort of trying to keep them from God's blessings.

2. Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked - its pretty easy to keep them from working for God.

3. Blessed are the touchy who stop going to church - they are my missionaries.

4. Blessed are the trouble makers - they shall be called my children.

5. Blessed are the complainers - I'm all ears for them.

6. Blessed are those who are bored with the minister's mannerisms and mistakes - for they get nothing out of his sermons.

7. Blessed is the church member who expects to be invited to his own church - for he is a part of the problem instead of the solution.

8. Blessed are those who gossip - for they shall cause strife and division - that pleases me.

9. Blessed are those who are easily offended - for they will soon get angry and quit.

10. Blessed are those who do not give their offering to carry on God's work - for they are my helpers.

11. Blessed is he who professes to love God but hates his brother and sister - for they shall be with me forever.

Thank You

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AdamsEve
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:01 am    Post subject: Welcome back Reply with quote

Breans

I am glad you got some time to come aboard and treat us to one of your post.

I hope everything gets better for you and the family.

Hope to hear from you more often.

TGIF

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